unownedJR's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Plague]

w00t

I pissed myself silly over the stupid transparent clocks, ultimate fear factor!!!

but seriously folks, shit i dunno just writing stuff, and hoping that you'll answer me coz im so damn lonely

eatingmeals responds:

aww...don't worry. I'll be here to cheer you up. I won't leave...
I AIN'T GOIN NOWHERE MOTHERFUCKER!! !!!!1111!!!!45H34J5HJ534333333333!!!1

[G.B.O.]

I added this to my favourites

THis kicks ass, so simple in terms of graphics, but yet so nice, i kinda wished that the blue guy would have one though, seeing that he was killed after the fight with the orange guy. I also like the unlimited amount of blood that came from one mere punch

But what would be really good, is 1 guy taking on like, 6 l337 guys in a camera panning action fight scene!!

Tentionmaru responds:

ill keep that in mind ;)

[C.E: Lost Prophets]

Brilliant work!!!

That was utter sweetness! the scetchy drawing was marvelous, and very unique, bravo!

btw, is the name of the song based off the game shinobi where he has to fight his ninja brother in a dragon form?

ch1uaid responds:

Thanks for the cool review!

[The Little Ball]

Very cool

I likeed this, kinda sad, coz all it wanted was to be treated like veryone else and the other ball mercilessly took advantage of that and conned him. along with the music and the simple but effective concept, i'd say that this is VERY good

Skeptical-Mind responds:

Thanks for the nice review.
I appreciate it.

[-=The Wheel=-]

Enjoyable

I liked this toon, mainly because of the superbly drawn background art and the semi-3D images and stuff, sound, was allright and it also had a good amount of laughs and grins

Roland

JohnMcCaffrey responds:

Cool, thanks man!

[CT: Prophet Battles]

I totally fucking agree

you do suck, the only highlight was the good soundtrack, and it had none of your own importing, plus it was wasted on this crappy fight seen in whichit was a take turn, in action!
and then there was the lame joke about magus was just pathedic, lame, and not funny

oh, and don't get pissed off at other toon critics just because they don't look at the score and immediatley write a good review, liike you want them to

Put your computer away and just think for a moment, and when you are done, you should hope that you can come up with a good excuse for wasting peoples time

Premo responds:

just think of how much time you wasted reviewing it. the problem with your review is that it is just an attack, no actual constructive criticism (really only one comment)

if I post a movie to newgrounds, it is impossible for me to waste your time, your the one who wastes your own time by opening it and watching it.. this is a bad movie, and was made in like 20 minutes, so thats all.

have a nice day :)

[Lord Of The Joints Ep:4]

Stupid....

Lets see, practically all I've ever done when write a review is bring out the good points of it, this is just to crappy though, kinda good pun at the end about the food at the hospital...

Unknown-Clock responds:

ya it funny cuase its tru

[Chrono Trigger: New Era]

This is good, keep doing this stuff...

For a first submission, very good, I think you are naturally good at this kind of thing, seeing that you used good sprites for the fighting, and it didn't look to sloppy, like most sprite based submissions, Although, I think you should work on making the dialouge look a little more authentic, in the text that is, the language was much like a chrono trigger sort of thing, just work on the fonts, that's all

Roland

Moogleslayer responds:

Thx for noticeing the sprites i used.. considering how it was so zoomed out (im still trying to master zooming)if u find a working crono trigger font send me the link i want my next one to be longer and flawless and thx for noticing Magus's diologue i tried very hard to make it sound like him

[The Hills Have Eyes 2]

Not exactly what people want

See, this movie was not quite what I was looking for in a movie, put it this way, if the rating came down to 2 stats, that were artwork and story, I would give artwork a 0 and story a 10, catch my drift?

lynxtor2002 responds:

I don't try to make my animations bend towards the tastes of the general population, and that's why they end up the way they are. Thanks for the "tip" though, I'll take that into consideration.