unownedJR's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Battlegrounds]

Sweeeeeet.

I can definetly see this winning the competition and landing front page, I wish you good luck.

Joelasticot responds:

Thanks a lot mate, I really appreciate all your support.

<3!

[Whack-A-Monkey 1.5]

wow

normally i hate games that are about 20 KB, but this is probably the best of its kind. Good job =D

the preloader was cool too, simple yet nice lot of eye candy

AlertAnimations responds:

Yeah, I liked the pre-loader too!

[Stupidance 2]

Joe you 1337 bastard!!

damn this fucking rocked, im glad to see not only did it meet my expectations, it also surpassed them, suck on this alien hominid!!

graphics-awesome technique in the way it was designed, loved wriggles the most ^^

style-moves kicked the purest of ass, yay for the roland jump!!

sound-marvelous , liked the way the songs flowed with the ridiculous dances lol

violence-easy to see it just wouldn't mix with a cute little ducky, a harmless alien, and a green guy whos' only emotion is happiness

interactivity-are you kidding me? there was shit loads in this, so fun making me own dance to chemical romance lol

humor-definetly the strongest point in this, all of the moves made me laugh my ass off! lol, explode

Overall-*Bling!* a nice shiny 10 obviously!

Joelasticot responds:

:) Thanks a lot Lotus, I'm really glad you appreciated it. Thanks for saying what you think about everything in the game. Yay!

[Fantasy Female 7]

great

but i hate dressup games, they're only cool if you're designing your own character for a game:S

Syrsly responds:

Well, don't play it if you hate the genre <_<

[The Core 2]

:(

was actually kinda boring in my own opinion sorry, but the background was gloomy, the graphics were too.....uncharacteristic, just like a blobby gradient that shoots, the modes were fun though

NeverStrikesTwice responds:

what the fuck is this?! are the bad reviewers and voters out i cant beleve this! i cant beleve this at all!

[Stupidance]

OMFG

that was fucking awesome i loved the dance moves man, pretty damn slicki can't stop laughing at the extras either lol

MAKE MORE OF THIS BEUTY!!!!

Joelasticot responds:

Haha, I will! Thanks!

[Fairy: Kustom Kit]

meh

not very original making a dressup game, but the fairy idea is:)

and wtf was up with the rainbow lightsaber? lol

FairyOfDoom responds:

With the rainbow lightsaber, i just thought it would appeal to every audiance...

[Robert, the valient elf.]

you really really REALLY suck!

omg that was utter shit, the story sucked, the graphics sucked the gameplay sucked, everything about this sucked, dammit there's a rule to making games that everyone should follow:

If you make a game, make the effort the same size as a normal cartoon would be.

this means that the game will actually look good compared to this piece of fly shit

The-EXP responds:

lol...damn

[3D planet tutorial]

omfg!! yayness

can't belive how simple this is, hey contact me ok? my MSN is lomas_14@hot. im going to start up a flash animation tutorial site soon (i hope!!), and i need some ppl for the things i can't make ie: actionScript etc

Joelasticot responds:

done!

[Wonderland 3D]

Top Notch

Not to shabby, I must say however that you still need to do some more work on the puzzles, seeing that this was far to short for a 3MB file, but the music and sound loops were great, a good game, just needs to be improved a bit, that's all.

Roland

potbellybob responds:

Thank you for your review, and the excellent scores you gave me. I will be sure (the next time I make a game like this) to optimize it for filesize. Those .png images are very large.